Monday, May 31, 2010
Sunday, May 30, 2010
[Chinese] Please examine your boobs!
Ask your bf, hubby or sis or yourself to check your boobs to identify breast cancer in the earliest stage so that you can save your beautiful breast!
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
[chinese] 张家辉爆笑演绎如何挑逗黑社会
hahahahaha....not suitable for 'good' man or girls :p
But suitable for me ..lol
Dragon ball's character
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| Similarity -100% |
Korean Army forces are motivated by Girls Generation
Don't fight with Korean Army..they are too strong...they have 'secret weapon' to get motivated!
lol
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
[Cantonese] Never direct translate your Cantonese to English!
1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死，唔見你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我見到件豬扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你係咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班馬劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有種，我會俾D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲動。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海。
22 How senior are you?
你算老幾?
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
魚皮。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
18 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界。
32 Big tea rice
大茶飯。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 DO YOU Old dot ME?
你老點我呀?
37 One old water
一舊水
38 I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一條龍服務
41 Pump water.?
抽水
42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
43 You jump building.
你跳樓啦。
44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
45 I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!
46 Collect skin
收皮
47 Collect father
收爹
48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
51 Eight woman
八婆
52 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
甘多人死，唔見你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我見到件豬扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你係咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班馬劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有種，我會俾D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲動。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海。
22 How senior are you?
你算老幾?
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
魚皮。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
18 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界。
32 Big tea rice
大茶飯。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 DO YOU Old dot ME?
你老點我呀?
37 One old water
一舊水
38 I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一條龍服務
41 Pump water.?
抽水
42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
43 You jump building.
你跳樓啦。
44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
45 I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!
46 Collect skin
收皮
47 Collect father
收爹
48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
51 Eight woman
八婆
52 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Magic performance by Cyril Takayama
That lady in black is darn seducing...lol!
btw, just realized this Japanese Magician can speak a very well English. Sure many girls like him. Oops..just found out he isn't born in Japan..he is American! no wonder. -.-
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I am handsome, don't beat me
what happen? he doesn't seem painful at all. He care of his hairstyle more than his body!
Monday, May 17, 2010
World Hardest game
What? Doesn't feel hard at all?! OK....now you try it yourself! i am sure you will stuck in level 1 !
http://www.addictinggames.com/theworldshardestgame.html
Sunday, May 16, 2010
[Chinese] Missing part of Kung Fu Hustle
i think this part is kinda =.=" , that's why they took it out.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Hong Kong sick young man
[Translation] the young man don't allow the old man (heard is 82 years old) to sit beside him. He put his bag there so that no body can sit there. The funny thing is the young man called the police because of this. what the hell...=.=
How is the human reaction when feeling shock +scare
hahahaha..love to see their most natural reaction...good!
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Night Club in Taiwan - Remix Party
"Forget about your boy friend name , meet me at the hotel room" - nice song! Love it~~
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Healthy drinks advertisement - very noob
For those who don't understand chinese. This advertisement is solely want to promote their product that if you consume it, you will have that killing body shape!
Saturday, May 8, 2010
妈妈。。 我有了
Read this story, a bit long but worth to spend the time on it!!!
一個16歲的女孩跟她母親說她已經2個月沒來了……
母親一聽不得了趕緊去藥房買了驗孕劑來確認一下……
結果女孩真的懷孕了！
母親又哭又罵的問到：
'到底是那個渾蛋幹的好事，妳給我從實招來！！'
女孩只好打了通電話……
半小時後，一部全新的法拉利跑車駛到了女孩家門，
而跨出車門的是位全身名牌衣著又風度翩翩的中年紳士。
紳士進入屋內與女孩及她的父母雙親在客廳坐了下來。
紳士禮貌的向她們問候並說道：午安！
令媛剛剛告知了我這個大問題，但是因為我的個人家庭問題
很抱歉我無法娶令媛為妻，不過我會負該負的責任！
這樣好了...
如果生的是女孩，我會留3家店面，2間房子，1棟海邊別
墅及一個200萬美金的帳戶給她。
如果生的是男孩，我會讓他繼承2家公司再加上一個200
萬美金的帳戶。
如果生的是雙胞胎，那就每人繼承1家公司還有各100萬
美金的帳戶。
但如果不幸流產了……
此時在一旁沉默已久的父親，突然站起來，並把手緊緊的搭
在紳士的肩上後說：
那就再麻煩你一次!!!
母親一聽不得了趕緊去藥房買了驗孕劑來確認一下……
結果女孩真的懷孕了！
母親又哭又罵的問到：
'到底是那個渾蛋幹的好事，妳給我從實招來！！'
女孩只好打了通電話……
半小時後，一部全新的法拉利跑車駛到了女孩家門，
而跨出車門的是位全身名牌衣著又風度翩翩的中年紳士。
紳士進入屋內與女孩及她的父母雙親在客廳坐了下來。
紳士禮貌的向她們問候並說道：午安！
令媛剛剛告知了我這個大問題，但是因為我的個人家庭問題
很抱歉我無法娶令媛為妻，不過我會負該負的責任！
這樣好了...
如果生的是女孩，我會留3家店面，2間房子，1棟海邊別
墅及一個200萬美金的帳戶給她。
如果生的是男孩，我會讓他繼承2家公司再加上一個200
萬美金的帳戶。
如果生的是雙胞胎，那就每人繼承1家公司還有各100萬
美金的帳戶。
但如果不幸流產了……
此時在一旁沉默已久的父親，突然站起來，並把手緊緊的搭
在紳士的肩上後說：
那就再麻煩你一次!!!
( will translate it into english soon)
Friday, May 7, 2010
My lover is having sex with others T.T
Wah! i love this advertisement! Creative! of cause don't forget the main actor , Mr Dog!
Drunk old folk have a light accident with a young man.How is the consequences?
Part 1
Part 2
Chinese and Chinese....don't fight lah...
Part 2
Chinese and Chinese....don't fight lah...
See the Japanese girls' reaction when seeing ghost
i really really laugh until tear drop out..lol!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Girls' external attractiveness more important or their voice?
Although this advertisement was meant to promote World Cup 2010, but i feel that it bring us an important point. And i realized that, voice really play an important role (better than face).
~.~
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
The possibility of Iphone
i don't have Iphone (T.T) so i not sure whether this is true or not. But should be real, really salute Apple's technology.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
How to get yourself motivated?
Our body need food to maintain its function well. Our brain also need 'food'. We can either read good books or watch videos like this.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
咏春 - super fast move..
This is fast. This martial art (咏春) heard is originated from a lady. Amazing...here is the "Box Office" Hong Kong Movie that based on this martial art.
http://funfunlovelove.blogspot.com/2010/04/preview-of-ip-man-2.html
Saturday, May 1, 2010
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