Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Funny car wash advertisement
i don't understand what this advertisement is all about. But i do know the very last minute is so funny!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
周杰伦现场表演天才式的钢琴 Jay Chou performing Piano talent impromptu
is that considered great? because i don't know piano. :p
Friday, June 25, 2010
funny pictures
| strive for the last minute! |
| Horror movie |
| this is fact |
| Explain! |
| Law is created by human as well as delete it |
[Chinese] 霋時感動 - 26 个孩子与一道选择题
Now..a question for girls, there are three potential boy friends, which one will you choose?
A) Very rich and handsome and very care of you and OTHER hot chicks
B) Always poor but handsome but treat you like a princess and only you.
C) Has a fix income but can't afford to buy you gucci or Guess bag and he is 165cm only but treat you like a princess.
lol~
"The past does not equal the future."
Anthony Robbins
Thursday, June 24, 2010
How to flirt with girls correctly and even have SEX with them!
This is so so funny. This film was produced long long time ago. i believe Thomas Edison is still alive that time. ( If you don't know, Thomas Edison is one of the founder of GE! The biggest company and stock in the world!). Wrong! i saw computers in the clips..means the film is not that old time, maybe is 60's.
This show that people love having sex since the dawn of human civilization until now and FOREVER!
lol~~
[Chinese] “性”是为婚礼而设的 SEX is designed for a marriage
Watch until 1:49 only know what this clip is all about. Agree with them? lol!
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Super Seducing Brazilian dance
hey, that is super pain! Imagine the dick is erected as strong as a wood stick, then a sudden ass-hit to it..OMG !
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Football Oscars Awards
Damn fake =.=""
By the way, this is the latest award winner from Ivory Coast:
Obviously Kaka was being framed. Anyway, this is just one of the football strategies. :-)
Monday, June 21, 2010
Carribean Bay
OMG! SNSD are hot! Those guy are hot too! I am sure girls like this MV as well as boys.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
No Pain No Gain
~ Every Hard Work you are doing now, will have a fruitful result at the end.~
The obstacles you are facing when pursuing your dream, it is just like the 't' that you are carrying, sooner or later you will realize the benefit of 't'.
Height is very subjective
Never knew Jakie Chan is so damn short. BUT, if i were to compared with Yao Ming, i think i am considered handicapped. T.T
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Newbie Driver
Must have patient in order to watch this clip...luckily there is a nice song adhered in this clip :P
Millionaire - car washer
Any jobs can make you a millionaire provided that you have faith in your job and proper money management! ^.^
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
[Chinese] You know why customer service department has a high turnover rate?
条服务生很可爱也很可怜。。。
"送你香菇炖鸡" - so funny!!!
Mommy is having sex with uncle
Riiiiinnnnggg, Rrriiiinnnngg,**
**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**
Brief Pause.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**'I did it, Daddy.'**
**'And what happened, honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**'Swimming pool? ...........**
**Is this 486-5731?'*
**No, I think you have the wrong number.........**
**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**
Brief Pause.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**'I did it, Daddy.'**
**'And what happened, honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**'Swimming pool? ...........**
**Is this 486-5731?'*
**No, I think you have the wrong number.........**
Creative Bags
| Please create one for women one :p |
| Don't drop me! |
| so strong? |
| Hi Human.. |
| &%#@!%&%$ |
| Say thank you if my meat is delicious.. |
| Gotcha! |
| Exercise while shopping? |
| Help me.... |
| Let me show you some magic.. |
Have a nice day ^^
Monday, June 14, 2010
Cool animated optical illusion
great job..but i still cannot understand thoroughly..
Want more? Ok, watch this :
Sunday, June 13, 2010
[Sad] A truely companion
This isn't a funny video. But, this clip filled with love, touching feeling and an good insight for us. Love animal please..no killing.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
霋時感動 - 邻居的母鸡
what do you think? is the story good enough? What if his neighbor find out that she was cheated? lol!
Friday, June 11, 2010
[Chinese] 原来我们都在吃大便
Oh my god!! i quite love this 'stink' tauhu one...i bought a lot to eat when i was in KL last time..shit! i eaten shit!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
[Chinese] China Chinese and Malaysian Chinese
中国人 ：今晚你有空吗？我没空！马来西亚华人 ：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！
中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。马来西亚华人 ：饼干'漏风'了…。
中国人 ：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？马来西亚华人：从上海去苏
中国人 ：难道他不可以来吗？马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？
中国人 ：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底
中国人 ：我一向都是这样的。马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦
中国人 ：我的手机掉进沟渠了。马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟
中国人 ：这样你不是很不值得吗？马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很
中国人 ：你真是聪明！马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)
中国人 ：你安静！马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)
中国人 ：我要去银行取款。马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人 ：为什么？马来西亚华人：做么？
中国人 ：你很强~马来西亚华人：你很够力~
中国人 ：明天也叫他一起去吧！马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一
中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）
中国人 ：你再说我就打你！马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你
中国人 ：你在说什么？马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？
中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~。马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~
中国人 ：真被你气到…。马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。
中国人 ：你别乱来~。马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~
中国人 ：你很无聊！马来西亚华人：你很废
中国人 ：XX你！马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便
中国人 ：迫切。马来西亚华人：bek chek
中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~。马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这
中国人 ：今天的天气很热~。马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。
中国人 ：哇!马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!
中国人 ：我受不了他！马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！
中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。马来西亚华人 ：饼干'漏风'了…。
中国人 ：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？马来西亚华人：从上海去苏
中国人 ：难道他不可以来吗？马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？
中国人 ：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底
中国人 ：我一向都是这样的。马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦
中国人 ：我的手机掉进沟渠了。马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟
中国人 ：这样你不是很不值得吗？马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很
中国人 ：你真是聪明！马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)
中国人 ：你安静！马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)
中国人 ：我要去银行取款。马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人 ：为什么？马来西亚华人：做么？
中国人 ：你很强~马来西亚华人：你很够力~
中国人 ：明天也叫他一起去吧！马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一
中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）
中国人 ：你再说我就打你！马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你
中国人 ：你在说什么？马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？
中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~。马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~
中国人 ：真被你气到…。马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。
中国人 ：你别乱来~。马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~
中国人 ：你很无聊！马来西亚华人：你很废
中国人 ：XX你！马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便
中国人 ：迫切。马来西亚华人：bek chek
中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~。马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这
中国人 ：今天的天气很热~。马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。
中国人 ：哇!马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!
中国人 ：我受不了他！马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！
[Chinese] What is facebook stalker?
Damn agree with what he said.... i DO like to add lenglui (pretty girls) in facebook :p but not so 'hardworking' , i have 300+ of friends only..so, i am not a stalker~~ lol!!!!
What about you? :p
*Daniel Wu really......Yeng!( handsome)
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Lincoln's Letter to His Son's Teacher
Abraham Lincoln’s Letter to his Son’s Teacher
He will have to learn, I know,
that all men are not just,
all men are not true.
But teach him also that
for every scoundrel there is a hero;
that for every selfish Politician,
there is a dedicated leader…
Teach him for every enemy there is a friend,
that all men are not just,
all men are not true.
But teach him also that
for every scoundrel there is a hero;
that for every selfish Politician,
there is a dedicated leader…
Teach him for every enemy there is a friend,
Steer him away from envy,
if you can,
teach him the secret of
quiet laughter.
if you can,
teach him the secret of
quiet laughter.
Let him learn early that
the bullies are the easiest to lick…
Teach him, if you can,
the wonder of books…
But also give him quiet time
to ponder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky,
bees in the sun,
and the flowers on a green hillside.
the bullies are the easiest to lick…
Teach him, if you can,
the wonder of books…
But also give him quiet time
to ponder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky,
bees in the sun,
and the flowers on a green hillside.
In the school teach him
it is far honourable to fail
than to cheat…
Teach him to have faith
in his own ideas,
even if everyone tells him
they are wrong…
Teach him to be gentle
with gentle people,
and tough with the tough.
it is far honourable to fail
than to cheat…
Teach him to have faith
in his own ideas,
even if everyone tells him
they are wrong…
Teach him to be gentle
with gentle people,
and tough with the tough.
Try to give my son
the strength not to follow the crowd
when everyone is getting on the band wagon…
Teach him to listen to all men…
but teach him also to filter
all he hears on a screen of truth,
and take only the good
that comes through.
the strength not to follow the crowd
when everyone is getting on the band wagon…
Teach him to listen to all men…
but teach him also to filter
all he hears on a screen of truth,
and take only the good
that comes through.
Teach him if you can,
how to laugh when he is sad…
Teach him there is no shame in tears,
Teach him to scoff at cynics
and to beware of too much sweetness…
Teach him to sell his brawn
and brain to the highest bidders
but never to put a price-tag
on his heart and soul.
how to laugh when he is sad…
Teach him there is no shame in tears,
Teach him to scoff at cynics
and to beware of too much sweetness…
Teach him to sell his brawn
and brain to the highest bidders
but never to put a price-tag
on his heart and soul.
Teach him to close his ears
to a howling mob
and to stand and fight
if he thinks he’s right.
Treat him gently,
but do not cuddle him,
because only the test
of fire makes fine steel.
to a howling mob
and to stand and fight
if he thinks he’s right.
Treat him gently,
but do not cuddle him,
because only the test
of fire makes fine steel.
Let him have the courage
to be impatient…
let him have the patience to be brave.
Teach him always
to have sublime faith in himself,
because then he will have
sublime faith in mankind.
to be impatient…
let him have the patience to be brave.
Teach him always
to have sublime faith in himself,
because then he will have
sublime faith in mankind.
This is a big order,
but see what you can do…
He is such a fine little fellow,
my son!
but see what you can do…
He is such a fine little fellow,
my son!
~ Abraham Lincoln
Monday, June 7, 2010
咸湿佬 [ A dude accidentally kissed a girl in a bus]
Is this real or kinda acting? But it looks funny!!
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