Marry to an ex-player is better than marry to a honest guy? 嫁给花心男比嫁给老实人好？

以后嫁老公不要嫁老实人，要嫁结婚前比较花心的男人。原因是老实人因为没怎么经历过，结了婚容易被年轻漂亮的女人骗走，俗称男人容易变坏~而花心的男人见得女人多了，最多玩玩暧昧，不会抛弃家庭的，同样他想结婚就说明他玩够了想好好过日子了~~~~ (Gan meiyan)

Don't marry to a honest guy, please marry to an ex-player. This is because honest guy do not have much experience, after marriage he will be easily get distracted by young & beautiful girls. However, those 'retired-players' have already seen so much of girls, the worst he will do is developing a dubious relationship but won't abandon his family. In the other words, if the player wanted to marry meaning he is enough with the player life

(共参考而已，For reference only)

University life in China - funny

China girls look funny and open minded :-)

人小鬼大 A romantic video about Autism campaign

Miss A , New threat to Girl Generation?

i seriously in love with this song!


About the group :
Miss A, commonly stylized as miss A, is a four member Chinese-Korean girl group based in South Korea. They were formed by JYP Entertainment and are managed by AQ Entertainment. The group consists of: Fei, Jia, Min and Suzy

source:wikipedia

No money but why drive a Lamborghini?

Maybe the shop don't provide delivery service :p

Chest Dance 奶舞

Magic by YIF (Shifting Bun, with beautiful guests)

王亦豐，藝名Yif（1987年3月13日－），來自法國巴黎的魔幻藝術家。2012年9月將自己的魔術短片張貼於網路上後引發討論及媒體報.

王亦豐於北京出生，巴黎長大，八歲時接觸到魔幻藝術，從此沉迷於此。十一歲開始進行舞臺魔術表演，十三歲時轉往近景魔幻藝術領域研究，自此開始心靈、念動力、哲學、心理學、科學、飄浮、穿越等各種能力與知識理論的深入研究，常與歐美各地的魔幻藝術大師們交流

搭讪方式

How to dance?

Just Kidding - death man from a coffin

The danger behind online chatting! LMAO

The most difficult thing for guy 淡定哥！

Do you know what is 3D? No, you don't until you watch this!

Young and handsome magician. The skills is marvellous!

Crazy contestant in China Talent show

or he is a comedy actor?

Awesome drawing. Just like real one

A Man who can swallow stuff, keep in stomach and release it out

Oppa MIT Style

Not sure if  they are all MIT students

Harrassment by sexy colleagues - only in dream

This is the kind of creative advertisement we need in Malaysia. Well done Jobiness!

Btw, those girls are really hot!!!

PSY performing gangnam style during American Music Award 2012

80's generation student life! facebook back then

these people are smart! They reminded me a lot of my childhood T.T

Very nice song : "Last night , he stuck in the wrong hole"

this is indeed a nice song.

Funny host at Lee Chong Wei's wedding dinner

Rosmah is the ultimate king!

Namewee Talk Cock 5 - Top 10 Most Handsome Man in Malaysia

AGREE?

How to cope with Malaysia Traffic Police?

三太子跳 Oppa Gangnam Style

Heard was at Butterworth Malaysia.

NUS Scholar sex scandal Alvin and Vivian Lee

NUS Scholar sex scandal Alvin and Vivian Lee is the hottest news in town now. I met this guy in Zouk KL before, he is a great hunter @@". FunFunlovelove isn't a porn site,  thus sex video will not be uploaded. but if you really strive hard to find the video, here's the recommendation source ;

http://gutteruncensorednewsd.blogspot.sg/2012/10/alvin-and-vivian-sumptuous-erotica.html?zx=6036a5c97abf12ff

The secret behind Malaysia budget 2013

Sound logic!

Whatever it is, Let change the government first, if not right then only switch back, why BN reluctant?
(I think) If change government, they can't corrupt, no corrupt = no luxurious life for them, they only think of themselves  not the people.

Just kidding - Kissing Mark

Oppa Hong Kong Style (ft Hong Kong Celebrities)

Who is prettier? 


贾晓晨
 

Or

Hyuna ?

NameWee Talk Cock 3

Do you know Oppa Gangnan Style can stop a baby from crying or nagging ?

真实爆笑场面！

Oppa Penang Style at AutoCity Ft Leng Yein

Worst Film - 1974 Turkish film

The filming industry is definitely improving.

Typical Malaysian Car Drivers. Funny at Min 4:30

the two ladies are freaky funny!!

Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Fine in the form of 5 Cents Coins. LOL

This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially,  the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that  they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

the funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best. 



This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.

A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week

original article from http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/

Gangnam Style Choreo - Full Dance

 Simple Yet Sexy!!

Oppa Gangnam Style - Taiwan variation

Oppa Kana Sai....


Bonus, here's the Gangnam style by Malaysia 8TV hosts :

Oppa Gangnam Style ft. hyuna

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE Live - The crowds are too high!

Oppa Gangnam Style!!!!

Useless Invention!

The utilisation of "walao eh" - a Malaysian famous term

The truth of a computer science student

What kind of IT personnel are you?

Bush Trimming lol

Thai girls support Bersih 3.0 and scolding those who wanted to join but scare - feat Namewee

Karangan lucu

0l0 = zakar :-)

如果怕作文字不够，就用这招

为何房屋高涨？

兔子月薪5千，打算用20万建一个窝。


狼不允许，说私自建就是违章建筑，只允许向王八买。


王八是搞房地产的，先用20万贿赂狼取得开发权，再用50万元向狼买这块地，投资10万元把兔子盖好，向兔子要价200万元。
... 
兔子拿不出这么多钱于是向狐狸借200万元，连本带利300万，20年还清，兔子全家二十年给狐狸打工。


狼、狐狸、王八都挣了钱，只有兔子亏，连孩子也不敢生了。


兔子越来越少，狼觉得这样下去大家没肉吃，于是调控。


狼显得非常重视兔窝价格太贵的问题，研究部署了遏制兔窝价格过快上涨的政策措施。最后认定兔窝价格卖得太高的原因是因为有的兔子买了兔窝后自己不住而进行倒卖所致。


于是狼规定：兔子买了兔窝5年内卖了的，要向狼交纳营业税。


结果兔窝价格没降下来，狼却发了大财。


狼又对狐狸说：只借钱给首先交了更多钱的兔子，并提高高利贷的利息，多买兔子窝的不借，全交现钱。这样狐狸在兔子的购窝过程中也发了财。


王八借着兔窝价格上涨的行情，以更高的价格向狼买地，并转嫁到兔窝价格上，再加价后卖给兔子。


看到狼辛苦地为自己操劳，兔子很感谢狼，但还是发现兔窝价格越来越贵。


狼说：这事挺复杂，还真不太好办，不过兔子们放心，我们将继续调控，可以向已经有兔窝的兔子征收兔窝税┉


看见的转发一下，因为有些兔子还不明白。近日，世界银行高级副行长、首席经济学家林毅夫一针见地指出：“穷人把钱存入银行，实际上是补贴富人”。在中国有一个奇怪的现象：穷人到银行存款，富人到银行贷款。结果穷人越来越穷，富人越来越富！中国的老百姓只要坚持3个月之内不存钱，房价将跌穿，银行破产。中国的很多问题就可迎刃而解 。群多的转发吧，有多少转发多少，总有一天物价会降,这个信息够狠的。因为我们大部分是兔子。。。

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中文的奥秘

Malaysian's English - ways of saying 'can'

Sexual Calorie Counter

Sex is used to climb the corporate ladder - Confession from a corporate lady

 
photo from


When her ability failed to clinch deals, this business graduate used her sex appeal, and slept with people in power to get promotions.


Now an MNC vice-president, she says brains and hard work are not enough


Get real. Sex to help push sales or seal contracts happens.


The reason is simple, says this vice-president of a multi-national corporation: It is easier to secure a contract with people who find you physically attractive.


Nora, who spoke on condition of anonymity, is in her early 40s, but looks barely 30.


At 1.67m tall and with vital stats of 36-26-36, she is also pretty and witty.


Her eyes are seductive and she carries herself with confidence.


Nora says: "It comes with the years (of practice and experience). Now, I don't even have to fake being sexy."


She is blunt and is likely to be one of a few with such liberal and mercenary views on sex and climbing up the corporate ladder.


Three women are under siege after being implicated in a sex-for-contracts case with former Singapore Civil Defence Force chief Peter Lim Sin Pang, who was charged in court on Wednesday on 10 counts of corruption.


Referring to the way she looks, Nora says: "You know what? People listen. And they buy whatever I'm selling. Whether it's a product or a concept, or even an idea."


Nora, who owns a supercar and a luxury car, adds: "Seriously, show me an ugly, successful sales executive and I'd line up 20 gorgeous and more successful women just with a snap of a finger.

"And before your readers whack me, they should ask themselves, how often have they seen a cute guy or girl and gone, 'Okay, what he or she is selling, I'm buying'."


She was not always so cynical or liberal.


Nora claims that when she started out as a marketing executive in an advertising firm at 20, she was "all young, innocent and stupid".


The business administration graduate says: "I'd dress up in three-piece suits and fully cover my body when I went for sales pitches.


"I thought that if I used my brains to sell, it would impress potential clients."


But Nora gradually concluded that "it was never going to be the case", considering that most decision-makers are men.


She flips through an album that shows photos of her from the past.


"See this prim and proper image? I still remember what my boss told me during our pep talk," she says.


It was her third month - "almost near the end of my probation period" - when she had secured "only a miserable two out of 60 sales pitches".


"He asked if I had really looked at myself in the mirror each morning.


"He also asked if I knew why he hired me in the first place."


And this was a boss that everyone described as "the perfect gentleman, the ideal husband and a wonderful dad".


Says Nora: "Here's a decent family man, who's looking at me with less than decent interest and telling me, 'I didn't hire you to be my children's matronly nanny. I hired you because you have this sexual allure.'


"My jaw dropped. I wasn't even sure if I'd heard him correctly until he ended the talk with, 'To put it bluntly, I'd like to get in bed with you, if you're willing. Or if you're not, then go work your charms on the right men or you can just quit'."



Four months after she first had sex with her marketing director in exchange for a premium clientele list, Nora was promoted to head of her team.


A year later, she was offered the position of senior associate.


Doesn't that make her more like a prostitute?


Wouldn't there be more pride working your way up using your own talents?


Nora says cynically: "Sure, we can reject the indecent proposals and walk away, but think about it, if all it takes is just that one move... Why act all chaste and innocent?"


Still, Nora turned down the offer of senior associate and moved on to a car company to become its regional deputy vice-president of sales.


She says: "I left the first firm with my director's blessings and I knew it was also because he had his eyes set on another newbie."


Nora admits that she has no qualms about using her looks, her smile or even her body to advance her career.


"Come on, don't tell me that I can get to the top with just sheer hard work," she maintains.


"Of course I don't go to every sales appointment dressed like a prostitute with a come-hither look. I do my homework, find out more about the potential client and decide on what works best."


She adds: "Sex is a convenient tool of exchange. I'd use it when necessary. Not everyone is into sex. For such clients, I showcase my natural talent - intelligence and wit."


Nora quickly adds, as if to underscore her intelligence: "By the way, I've acquired two postgraduate degrees, one in economics and the other in business."


It is also not a big deal whether the client is married or even if the client is a woman.

Nora claims: "I had a brief fling with a lesbian client and she took me to my position here today."

She declines to elaborate, but would only say that she and that client are now good friends.


"Not in the sexual sense though," she adds.


Nora, who is dating "someone out of the sales line", does not discuss work with her boyfriend.


Doesn't she feel guilty being so flippant about sex?


What about being faithful to him?


"I don't care if he knows. At most, he'd walk out of the relationship. It would not be the end of the world," she says.


"I have my job. I am cash-rich and debt-free. I own three properties and, well, I can go anywhere I want without being dependent on anyone, much less a man."


Original Article from http://www.tnp.sg/

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I DO Believe 我相信 ( 要改变，投 火箭 ) 大选歌曲

Google is powerful. and sometime amazing. Let's try this :

sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5


Please googles above statement.

Beatbox by google translate

Key in the following into google translate and set it as German language and click speak (it doesn't matter it will be translated to what language).

pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk

聪敏的人

有天一位老太太去銀行總行存款，由於金額龐大


引起總裁注意親自接待～


總裁當然很好奇那些錢是怎麼來的，他問老太太：

「女士，我很驚訝妳帶著那麼多的現金，

您是如何賺取的？」

老太太說：「我跟人打賭。」

總裁：「打賭，怎麼個賭法？」

老太太說：「舉個例子好了，我賭一千萬，說你的"蛋蛋"是方的。」

「哈！」總裁大笑說：「那真的是最愚蠢的賭注！這種賭注妳永遠都贏不了！」

.....

老太太就跟他挑戰說：「那你敢跟我賭嗎？」

總裁一口答允：「沒問題！我就賭一千萬，我的"蛋蛋"絕對不是方的！」

老太太說：「這是一筆大賭注，明天早上十點，我要帶我的律師當見證人！」

總裁當然自信滿滿地答應了。



當天晚上，總裁花了很長的時間在鏡子前面，

檢查自己的"蛋蛋"，左照右照，直到他確定

＂絕對不可能變成方型＂。



第二天早上十點，老太太和律師依約到達總裁辦公室，

老太太介紹她的律師跟總裁認識，

並且重複他們的賭注：

「一千萬台幣賭總裁的"蛋蛋"是方的 ！」

總裁再次同意賭注之後，老太太便要求總裁把褲子脫下來。

總裁照做了，老太太靠近一直盯著看並問說：

「我要摸摸確認看看。」

總裁雖然勉為其難，但為了賺錢，他還是答應 ：

「好吧，這是一大筆錢，妳當然會想完全的確認。」

. . . . .

就在老太太摸著總裁的"蛋蛋"時，

總裁看到老太太的律師正在一旁不停的拿自己的頭撞牆……



他就問老太太說：「妳那個律師怎麼啦？」

老太太說：「沒什麼，只是我跟他賭了三千萬， 今天早上十點，銀行總裁的 "蛋蛋" 會被我摸著玩 ! ! ! 

Cute animals

Girl who like riding motorbike

support!

Warning notice to a moaning women

News host of different countries - lol

"Fuck" - a word that is so useful in whatever situation

so funny.......

我要看阴蒂？？！

SHE's Ella performed hot dance during her wedding

Wow...hot!!

A human who looks like a chimpanzee?

j








Gosh! he is a real Chimpanzee! He is civilized!!

How an IT couple write letter